Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Tiny Talk Tuesday

Audrey is the talker in this house, from the time she wakes up to the time she goes down. She's 3, and has much to say.

After trying a new method of training Audrey's tongue. (I tried giving her hot sauce when she used her mouth wrong - talking back, disrespect, etc...)
A couple of hours later...
Audrey: Mommy, I liked that sauce you put in my mouth.
(sigh...guess that wasn't very effective, but worth the try)
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After her bath and letting the water down the drain...
Audrey: (looking down the drain) Mom! Mom! Are you down there?
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While making lunch with Daddy...
Daddy: We're having rice and beans.
Audrey: Rice! Rice is the head of the church!
Daddy: No Honey, it's CHRIST is the head of the church.
(well, she's kinda learning her memory verse, does that count?)
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Tiny Talk Tuesday Holiday Edition

Audrey: Did you know God was a little baby?
Me: Yes, Jesus was a little baby. Do you know when his birthday is?
Audrey: On Wednesday.
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Me: Who is Santa? (We don't 'celebrate' Santa, but she's seen him around and we've mentioned him before)
Audrey: He wears a silly hat!
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Me: Audrey, where does Santa live? (Just curious if she knew)
Audrey: In his house! (Duh, Mom!)


5 comments:

Mary@notbefore7 said...

Rice is the head of the church....THAT is so stinking funny. I loved it. Thanks for making me smile before I go off to bed tonight! Nitey Nite #1 tiny talker today!

Lori said...

That's funny that she thinks hot sauce tastes good. Your right that didn't work.
Too cute. I love reading everyone's TTT posts.

Foxy5 said...

That rice comment was so funny!!!

Becky @ BoysRuleMyLife said...

Rice is the head of the church... too cute! She's learning though; that's wonderful! Happy TTT!

Momma Roar said...

So, were you down the drain? ;)

All were so cute!