My two kids are talkers. Audrey is 4 3/4 and Liam is 20 months, and both compete for talk time.
Asking how Audrey did at the Junior/Senior formal Daddy took her to as his date...
Audrey: I was good, I said excuse me when I burped and foofied.
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Liam was playing with the phone...
Audrey: What if he calls someone we know?
Me: That probably won't happen, he's pressing the same number.
Audrey: What if he presses different numbers?
Me: He might call someone.
Audrey: Someone we know?
Me: Probably not.
Audrey:
(pause, then exclaiming) You mean, I could meet a NEW friend?!?!!!
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pillow talk with Audrey...
Audrey: Mommy, why did you name me Audrey?
Me: Because I like that name, and Daddy likes the name Grace.
Audrey: What about Jur.ina?
Me: Daddy's, daddy's, daddy's, daddy's.....daddy's daddy was named that. But if you get married you'll change that name.
Audrey: I don't want to change my name.
Me: That's ok, and it's ok if God doesn't want you to get married.
Audrey: But then I won't get a ring.
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Audrey went to wash her hands after playing outside...
Audrey: HELP!!!
Me:
(tried opening the door but it was locked) What's wrong, and why is the door locked?
Audrey:
(crying hysterically) I put lotion on my hands, and I locked the door!!!!
(this is probably something we'll laugh at more than others, the drama in which this child was carrying on is SO her!)___________________________________________
Liam's new words...
Yes, Momma
Byeeeeee
We are having a great time learning all the parts of the body, and figuring out animal sounds. He's still insisting that ALL animals make the "Mooo" sound. We'll continue to work on that!
Happy
TTT!!!