Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Tiny Talk Tuesday

Audrey is 5 and Liam is 2, they both keep me laughing daily.

Liam: knock-knock
Anyone participating: who's there?
Liam: Airplane in the sky...
Anyone: Airplane in the sky who?
Liam: (a very looooong pause) knock-knock
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Audrey playing a golf game with Daddy...
Audrey: Oh no you gave me a boogie!!
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Reading to Audrey...
Me: We'll have to read the rest later.
Audrey: (ultimate whiny voice) But MOMMY!!! I LOVE to learn!!!
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Me: Liam, do you need to go lay down on Audrey's bed for a little while?
Liam: Yeah!
Me: Ok, why don't you go up and lay down for a bit.

(and he did....I went up to check on him, the door was closed and he was laying on her bed with the blanket over him.)
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Me: Why do you think Jonah didn't jump in the water, he had to be thrown?
Audrey: Oh, because there was no diving board on the boat.


Happy TTT!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Tiny Talk Tuesday

Audrey is 5 and Liam is 2, they both keep me laughing daily. Here's just a bit of what they have said...

As I was dressing Liam for church...
Audrey: What's the opposite of wife?
Me: Husband
Audrey: Oh, then I want my husband to dress like Liam.
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Every night we put the kids to bed Liam puts his head on Daddy's shoulder.
Daddy: (whispering) Night-night, Liam, I love you.
Liam: (whispering) basketball jones, oh baby

of all the songs we sing and listen to in our home, this is the ONLY song Liam sings.


Happy TTT!!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Tiny Talk Tuesday

Audrey is 5, and Liam is 2. They keep me laughing daily.

During the intermission of Annie...
Audrey: I want to live in an orphanage!
Me: But that would mean living with out mommy and daddy.
Me: Annie didn't have a coat or a warm blanket to keep her warm.
Audrey: I don't want to live in that kind of orphanage, I want to live in a nice one!
(I think she truly wanted pillow fights and lots of girls to sing with)
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Audrey: Someday I'm going to be Annie on stage!
(and if you know Audrey, that just might happen)
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(after Liam unrolls about 12 feet of TP from the roll)
Audrey: that's terrible!
Daddy: you used to do the same thing when you were his age.
Audrey: that's not possible!
Daddy: Its not?
Audrey: No, I never thought that such a good kid would have done such
a thing!
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Audrey: ..and what was the tooth thing?
Me: The tooth thing?
Audrey: Yeah, the first and then the twoth.
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Audrey: I love you, Mommy.
Liam: I wub ew, Mommy.
Liam: I wub ew, Daddy.
Liam: I wub ew, Audwee.
Liam: I wub ew, baby.
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Liam: AUDWEE...STOP!!!
as I enter the room...
Liam: I wub ew, Audwee.
(he's had to practice using kind words...often)


Happy TTT!!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Cousin cuteness

We have had the pleasure of watching my niece two or three days a week this past fall. Audrey loves it so much, that on the days we don't watch her, she says she misses Carrie. She is such a sweet little girl, and I love seeing she and Audrey interact. Carrie gives Audrey the biggest smile and excited expression.

One morning after decorating our tree Audrey practically begged me to get a picture of she and Carrie in front of our tree. I am so glad we did.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Tiny Talk Tuesday

Audrey is 5, and Liam is 2. They both keep me laughing daily, here's a bit of what they said this week.

Daddy: Mommy and I are going on a date tonight.
Audrey: Who's going to watch us?
Daddy: Bandit
Audrey: He can't watch us!
Daddy: Why not?
Daddy: Because he can't read stories.
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leaving only the skin of the baked potato.
Audrey: I left the skinny part.
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Daddy: What does a ladybug say?
Liam: Rrrrriiii-bit!


Happy TTT!!!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tiny Talk Tuesday

Audrey is 5 and Liam is 2, they keep my laughing daily.

Audrey often plays coffee shop barista in the tub with bubbles...
Audrey: Here's your coffee, Mommy.
Me: What kind is it?
Audrey: It has lots of caffeine so it's the 'Stay up all night" coffee.
Me: I like to sleep, so staying up all night might not be good.
Audrey: Oh, then it's "Stay up with your husband and talk" coffee.
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Audrey making up a new game...
Me: Did I get a match?
Audrey: No, that's a triple score, so you get one point.
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I was singing silly...
Audrey: Mommy, I don't like the way you sing, but I do like your voice.
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Liam: Wuz dat, Mommy?
Me: That's the heater.
Liam: Peter?

Happy TTT!!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Tiny Talk Tuesday

My tiny talkers keep me laughing daily. Audrey is 5 and Liam is 2.

As Bandit was being introduced to a new dog, Atlas...
Audrey: Don't let Atlas hurt Bandit! He's our only one!!!
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Liam devours his oatmeal. I hadn't finished mine yet, when he finished his...
Liam: (looking into my bowl) O-meaw in dare (pointing to his bowl)
Me: You want my oatmeal in your bowl?
Liam: Yeah! O-meaw in dare.
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Liam: hehe, dat punny (funny), Mommy?
(this is often said after doing something naughty)
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having to say goodbye to a train set...
Liam: (crying) bye-bye (sniff) choo-choo train
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Audrey: GG is really old.
Daddy: Yes, but it's not nice to tell people they are old, it could hurt their feelings.
Audrey: Yeah, that wouldn't be nice.
later...
Audrey: GG you're the OLDEST person I know!!!
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Me: Is it ok if Aunt Becca and Uncle Brock like the Ravens?
Audrey: (holding my arm as if to calm me) It's ok, Mommy everyone can have their own opinion.
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Liam: (dropped his fork while eating pumpkin pie) Oh man!

Happy TTT!!