Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Tiny Talk Tuesday

Audrey is the talker in the house. She's 3 /12 and has much to say.

Audrey: Mommy, which do you like better?
Audrey: Macaroni and cheese or Manure?
Me: Depends on the need (gardening or eating).
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Audrey: Bandit is sad.
Me: Why?
Audrey: Because he has never been to church.
(of course!)
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Audrey picked up a flower on the sidewalk (that fell from a tree...she didn't pick it).
Audrey: Mommy, when we get home I'm going to let the sun see the flower.
Me: Uh-huh (not really understanding what she meant)
Audrey: (later when we were home) Oh! My flower I need to take it outside.
She runs outside with the flower. Out of curiosity I go see what she's doing. There she is standing facing the sun, holding the flower towards it. Running inside...
Audrey: (puts the flower on the table) There, now the flower won't die, it got plenty of sun!
(guess I forgot to tell her it needs to be in the ground and get plenty of water too)
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Pulling into McD's for a po.tty break...
Audrey: Moooommmmmyyyyy (the dreaded whine tone)??
Audrey: Are we hungry??
(I can't speak for you, honey)
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Talking about Liam's two teeth, and two more coming in...
Me: How many teeth do you have, Audrey?
Audrey: I don't know.
later...
Audrey: You know what!?! (chuckle, chuckle) I have ONE HUNDRED teeth!!
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As Albert and I were discussing Pan.era as a dinner option...
Audrey: I only want applesauce, mac n' cheese, and pizza.
Me: Pan.era doesn't have that.
Audrey: I don't want Pan.era.
(the girl knows what she wants)

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5 comments:

Just Mom said...

I'll pass on the manure and take Pan*era instead.

LOL.

E. Tyler Rowan said...

Of course Bandit is sad! Poor fella is really missing out!

Amy said...

Mac and cheese - every restaurant should offer it on their menu, it would make our lives much easier!

Mary@notbefore7 said...

Oh I just love your daughter! I can't wait for you all to come play in June at the new place :)

She is so adorably matter of fact about her life!

I'm with JM...Paner.a, not manure

Andrea said...

Yeah - I think I'd take the mac N cheese too! Ahhh...she's too cute! Happy TTT!
Andrea