Audrey is the talker in this house, from the time she wakes up to the time she goes down. She's 3, and has much to say.
Audrey: Daddy! Listen to me!
Albert: What?
Audrey: Bandit bit Liam's diaper and ate poop!
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Audrey: Someday, when I go to school, I'm going to take ALL my friends, and I will ride on a school bus all by myself!
(oh, baby girl, don't rush it!)
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Audrey: When I'm a queen I'm going to ride on a horse, and at night time I'm going to see a planet with rings around it. Someday.
(not sure how that connected, but it seems reasonable...if she were to become a queen)
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Me: (pointing to Joseph in a nativity scene) Who is that?
Audrey: That's Moses!
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Audrey: Mommy, when it's your birthday I'm going to make you onion ice cream. Would that be yummy?
Me: No, I wouldn't like that.
Audrey: But it would be yummy.
(notice how she doesn't want it for HER birthday)
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Audrey: (after having a stomach bug) Mommy, I was sick. Remember when you were sick?
Me: Yes, that was when Liam was in my belly. That's when I was pregnant.
Audrey: Remember I was pregnant lots of times?
(As Daddy falls out of his chair...)
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After hearing the story of David and Goliath...
Audrey: Is David in Heaven?
Me: Yes, he is.
Audrey: Does he have his sling shot in heaven?
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During bedtime routine, Albert was talking with Audrey...
Audrey: Tomorrow, I'm going to wake up and go into Mommy and Daddy's room to wake up Mommy, then I'm going to go down stairs and eat breakfast.
Daddy: What are you going to have for breakfast?
Audrey: I'm going to have Quesadillas! No, eggs!
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head on over to see Mary's for more Tiny Talkers.
7 comments:
These always crack me up :)
Did bandit really eat Liam's diaper? :)
I love her thinking! I want to be able to think like that all the time and not have to think about adult stuff, ya know? :D
Your daughter is just too cute. I think if we put our three years old togther in a room the conversation would just be hilarious! Everything Audrey says reminds me of my little girl.
LOL at the sling shot in heaven question. That is just too cute.
I like the way she thinks! You got yourself a smart (and cute!) little girl.
Quesadillas or eggs? Introduce that girl to the breakfast burrito. :) It's the best of both worlds.
I love the sling shot comment too. Cutie.
These are so funny! seriously...my girls make those randomly connected statements too. Gotta love that.
I totally love the slingshot question! What a thinker!
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